For those looking for truly unique gifts this holiday season…
The SERF Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
A test tube in a tube rack.
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Two dental chairs,
And a test tube in a tube rack.
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Three file cabinets,
Two dental chairs,
And a test tube in a tube rack.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Four laser beams,
Three file cabinets,
Two dental chairs,
And a test tube in a tube rack.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Five garbage cans,
Four laser beams,
Three file cabinets,
Two dental chairs,
And a test tube in a tube rack…
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Twelve X-rays scanning,
Eleven trucks a-trucking,
Ten toilets flushing,
Nine computers blinking,
Eight fridges humming,
Seven chairs a-swinging,
Six mortician’s tables swaying,
Five garbage cans,
Four laser beams,
Three file cabinets,
Two dental chairs,
And a test tube in a tube rack.
The above are a sample of the items available at the Surplus Equipment Recycling
Facility (SERF), 2352 Health Sciences Mall. Liberties have been taken with the
number of each item available. To see a more accurate and complete listing,
visit the Web site at www.serf.ubc.ca/Catalogue/
or call 604-822-2813.
